Keith Kahn Harris

professionally curious, communally engaged

Metal jew

Great Jewish metal band advert

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This was posted on Shemspeed. If I was a drummer I would respond to this like a shot:

This has to be the most epic Craigslist post we have ever seen.

JEWISH DRUMMER NEEDED-DOOM/BLACK/DEATH/WAR **METAL**

New metal band with seasoned vocals, bass & guitar needs badass DRUMMER.
We are combining heavy & solid Doom/Death Metal with chaotic/bestial Black/War Metal elements thrown in, maybe some heavy D-beat if you can pull it off.

We are Jews and would like to include some awesome Ancient Hebrew themes sometimes, this is why we ask you be Jewish too so you know WTF we’re talking about. You don’t need to be a “religious” Jew, but if you are that’s fine too. It’s also ok if you’re just what they call “half Jewish”. Must be totally pro-Israel, esp. since we have connections to play in Tel Aviv and plan to do so in the future.
It might help if you know a little bit of Hebrew, but that’s totally not required.

Must have your own drums & be able to transport them, and eventually do touring.

Influences:
Bolt Thrower, Black Wreath, Cannibal Corpse, St. Vitus, Benediction, Revenge, Arallu, Sanctorum, D9, The Obsessed, Bestial Warlust, Mourning Beloveth, Oranssi Pazuzu, Blasphemy, Dissection, Disfear, Doom:Vs, Driller Killer, & MUCH MORE –anything heavy and brutal.

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